so busy! but i still need to share my new favorite passage. because i love you.
According to Aldous Huxley, D.H. Lawrence once said that Balzac was "a gigantic dwarf," and in a sense the same is true of Dickens.
(George Orwell, "Charles Dickens")
also "no one wants to play sega with harrison ford" - also because i love you.
dude, i can't play sega with harrison ford, but will he help with my midterms???
ReplyDeletei love harrison ford!
ReplyDeletewell, maybe if he hadn't made "firewall," they'd play with him.
ReplyDeleteOr "Air Force One." Good God--he has been party to some clunky stuff in his time. Can't begrudge a cash-in every now and then, though.
ReplyDeleteboth of those have great crotchety old man tag lines - GET OFF MY PLANE! (air force one) and YOU WON'T GET A DIME! (firewall). i think his evil girlfriend calista flockhart makes him do the crappy flicks so she can drape her skeletal frame with jewels. GO BACK TO HELL, ALLY MCBEAL!
ReplyDeleteoh, harry - it all went downhill when he got his ear pierced in his late 40s. and we're all a bit more jaded than we were when he was han.
ReplyDeleteon an completely unrelated note, jack white, of white stripes fame, and his model wife, have named their daughter scarlett.
i mean, jesus. why!?!
my favorite celebabynamer is still penn jillette (his daughter's named moxie crimefighter), though admittedly he could have tried a little harder to tie that in with his job. jack white makes you look lazy, penn!
ReplyDeletei had a nifty celeb name generator link, but i done lost it. please accept a patronus generator (a la harry potter) in its place.
(my patronus is a marten. fuzzy.)
mine is a marten, too...
ReplyDeletethey climb trees, you know.
Expecto platypum.
ReplyDeleteexpecto....persian cat?
ReplyDeleteuh, yeah...
Cool. Expecto Rattlesnake!
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