09.19.08: international talk like a pirate day

Q: what's a pirate's favorite sarah palin* hobby?

A: arrrial wolf hunting.


*per the baby name generator, palin would have called me soup landmine. joe, in turn, works out to speck backfire, which makes me glad i'm vegetarian.

9 comments:

  1. i would've been "beretta hockey"

    i think yours is better.

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  2. lauren11:55 AM

    they're all so dangerous! mine's probably the least painful thus far, depending on the soup. gazpacho might sting a bit.

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  3. Spoon Archer Palin.

    There is nothing more to say.

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  4. Hannah7:09 PM

    Steam Fangs!

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  5. I'm not sure how to take this...I'd be Molten Contra

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  6. Hen Waffle?!

    good grief that's retarded.

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  7. lauren8:51 AM

    i think you win, hannah. you could co-headline a show with joe's imaginary garage band, Shampoo Horns. hmm, that's another thread - musical acts that could double as palin children...

    captain beefheart
    hot chip
    the breeders

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  8. Cat Power?

    [hides in closet to hide from accusations of sexism]

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  9. mari Webel11:04 PM

    dear lord.

    "smoke strapon".

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