Q: what's a pirate's favorite sarah palin* hobby?
A: arrrial wolf hunting.
*per the baby name generator, palin would have called me soup landmine. joe, in turn, works out to speck backfire, which makes me glad i'm vegetarian.
*per the baby name generator, palin would have called me soup landmine. joe, in turn, works out to speck backfire, which makes me glad i'm vegetarian.
9 comments:
i would've been "beretta hockey"
i think yours is better.
they're all so dangerous! mine's probably the least painful thus far, depending on the soup. gazpacho might sting a bit.
Spoon Archer Palin.
There is nothing more to say.
Steam Fangs!
I'm not sure how to take this...I'd be Molten Contra
Hen Waffle?!
good grief that's retarded.
i think you win, hannah. you could co-headline a show with joe's imaginary garage band, Shampoo Horns. hmm, that's another thread - musical acts that could double as palin children...
captain beefheart
hot chip
the breeders
Cat Power?
[hides in closet to hide from accusations of sexism]
dear lord.
"smoke strapon".
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