11.02.09

when i was a wee lass, we didn't mess around on halloween: my mother has an art degree from stanford, and she put it to good use in service of the holiday and our whims. each of our costumes was completely handmade,* and many of them were so well received that they were re-used by friends and neighbors over the next few trick-or-treating seasons (artichoke costume of the late '80s, i salute you). she still has a hand-feathered bird costume she made when my sister was a toddler, and it still drops jaws. said sister has her own art degree now (and is plugging away at costume design in grad school); the family tradition of bringing it each october has survived and gotten ever more feisty over the years.**

...which worried me when i decided to be the log lady. last year's bowie costume didn't involve a lot of sewing, but it called for enthusiastic face-painting; i got my effort in, after a fashion. i did some fancy ebaying to find a proper sweater coat and wig, but the former ended up being too big (the log lady is frumpy, but she isn't portly) and the latter arrived from hong kong...today, actually; getting a sweater from old navy and turning another wig into a bob (lauren: "hey, would you wear this while i chop it up?" joe: "no!") hardly seemed like a proper tribute to the fam. so (in the convenient absence of ponderosa pine) i made my log.

log as burt reynolds?

like most of the soft pieces i've built, it's primarily felt; this time i sprang for decent wool felt rather than the crappy stuff from the local art store, as i knew i'd be detailing the hell out of the bark (it will be a long time before i applique again) and i wanted it to retain its shape (and be washable, which turned out to be important, as i carried it around all night at a bar).

log embroidery detail: the revenge

inspired by an extremely timely copy of jenny hart's embroidered effects,*** i tried my hand at some simple rings for the cut edges of the log and branches; given that it's the first time i've ever embroidered, i'm pretty happy with how it came out.

log embroidery detail

(that's stuffing sneaking out around the stitches; i sort of forgot to do the detailing before i constructed and stuffed the log.)

i also had a go at one of lovely amanda's favorite pastimes and spent a lunch break in central park gathering acorns and caps. i hot-glued a pair back together (you know it's craft if you melt glue), convinced them to stick to a pair of leaves i cut from log-scraps, and glued all of that to a safety pin. boom! brooch.

log lady acorn brooch

(you can see a bit of glue behind the caps, but that's a little cobweb rather than glue in the front. sometimes it's important to wear cobwebs.)

my log and i had a lovely time on saturday; a few people thought i was a tree-hugger and a few more thought i was carrying a giant cigarette (?), but the occasional twin peaks fan's happy shrieking was more than enough. log on, internets.



*which was especially impressive when i chose to be, say a telephone receiver, or autumn. you were patient, ma.

**my dad's side has its own techie subspecies of enthusiasts: for their semiannual halloween party this year, my godparents made a dvd invitation complete with easter eggs.

***jenny hart is my crafting idol; i've seen her at events in the city for years now, and i'm still too starstruck to roll up and say hello.

9 comments:

  1. ok, i have been lured out of lurking. nice work on the log! remind me to show you my gary numan costume photos sometime. I did the replicas album cover.

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  2. lauren12:41 PM

    oh, will do! how'd you approach the hair?

    on photos, i should note that my demand for maude photos is ongoing and strenous. ongoing! strenuous!

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  3. Rachel (heart of light)12:58 PM

    Amazing! Isn't wool felt the best? I've been spoiled and can now not stomach the feel of acrylic felt. I guess that makes me a felt snob, which may be one of the most obscure forms of snobbery yet.

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  4. Jamie6:28 PM

    1. I am so glad to know the secret of good felt. I will store this away for future use.

    2. This is a fucking amazing log.

    3. Aladdin Sane!?!? I did Ziggy one year, but not *nearly* as well.

    4. Bowie will always be my favorite.

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  5. baby jo7:42 PM

    dude, well done on the log! i really want it to reappear on one of our mustard 60's chairs. along with a bacon pillow: http://sweet-meats.com/bacon-plushtoy-pillow.html

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  6. baby jo7:43 PM

    nsf-pets noted on the bacon...

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  7. Amanda12:44 AM

    Wool felt is nummy.

    And you are badass.

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  8. jacob8:20 AM

    one day my log will have something to say about this. it will say, "i am an awesome, washable, log."

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  9. fashionherald9:09 PM

    wow, your costume, so perfect I'm rendered speechless! and your mom's costumes reminded me that I'm woefully inept at anything crafty, yet really don't want my kid wearing store-bought superhero costumes!

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