03.22.10

i love me some spray paint. the opportunity to use it doesn't come up very often; i made silver ornaments for our christmas tree a few years ago and have long-standing plans to make a magnetic chalk board (if someone will step up and sell me a reasonably-priced-but-interesting-looking vintage frame, brooklyn flea), but joe tends to ignore me when i point out poorly finished wooden things at thrift stores and note that we could paint them. finally i managed both to read the faux porcelain pottery tutorial over at ps - i made this... and to finish the fancy bottle of rum* joe's coworker gave us for christmas (he gifts us with liquor without provocation every now and again; i don't understand it, but i like it). Project Adler-Inspired Vase was born.

rum bottle (before)

ye olde rum bottle. it's lovely, thick, bubbly glass, and probably would've made a fine vase on its own - but when one must paint, one must paint. i coaxed the labels off with some goo gone and ran it through the dishwasher.

day 224: vase in progress

per the tutorial, i used a sharpie to draw lines on the bottle before puffy painting it. i thought the red lines would be light enough to cover with paint, but i ended up using something like five coats. if there's such a thing as an extremely light-colored sharpie, i'd recommend that.

after letting the bottle dry overnight in a kitchen cabinet (the kitten can be trusted with nothing at this point - last week he pulled joe's only credit card out of his money clip and hid it under the rug), i newspapered the balcony within an inch of its life and spray painted like it was my job. i started out with a cute little craft can of krylon from the local art store and ran out long before the red lines disappeared; i came back the next day with a giant can and felt much more powerful. and deeply toxic.

finished vase (and hell's kitchen tulips)

et voila! i could pretend that i've stopped anthropomorphizing things and didn't immediately refer to the finished project as count vasie, but i think we all know the truth.


*pyrat, that is. i'm not usually a rum fan, dark and stormies notwithstanding, but this stuff (from the folks who make patron) is good enough to drink on the rocks.

7 comments:

  1. jamie1:23 PM

    well. done.

    i would not have believed it, had i not seen the process photos.

    count vasie. can you name the things in my life, pls?

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  2. kidchamp1:27 PM

    with manray, emmylou, and diamond dog in your house? you don't need me, man.

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  3. valya3:33 PM

    i once ran across a yellow sharpie in my desk and wondered when that would ever be useful. perhaps for this project?

    excellent use of puffy paint, my dear.

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  4. wabes7:29 PM

    neat! crafty! unexpected!

    remind me to tell you the jonathan adler-law school story someday...

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  5. tanthalas1:36 AM

    and to think the kitten might have fit into the vase at one point!

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  6. Good lord. It looks so, so, intentional. You know my crafting abilities intimately so can most likely understand my reaction. I plead small motor impairment, for lack of any other explanation.

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  7. Rachel (heart of light)11:43 AM

    I love it! I keep mentioning this project to D, but I still haven't gotten around to it. Despite having a surplus of cheap glass vases and spray paint. Love spray paint.

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