01.21.11: the dirty dozen {twelve things i plan to do in iceland}

i started envisioning my dream trip to iceland more than eight years ago. i booked that mother eight minutes ago, and we leave for reykjavik on march 23rd.

01 acquire a vegvísir tattoo*
02 gorge on icelandic design
03 see the northern lights
04 visit eyjafjallajökull and rough it up for cara and nye
05 hoard kulur and adorable detritus from bolludagur
06 lurk like a snow monkey in the blue lagoon (pre-tattoo)
07 bathe in a large vat of mud (ditto)
08 visit the national museum of iceland
09 have a bun at bæjarins beztu
10 admire puffins
11 try brennivin
12 organize elves

ever so much more on this in future posts.


*as gracie wisely notes, the ol' viking compass says "metaphysical bookstore patron" in a way i don't appreciate nearly as much as my earlytwentysomething iceland-envisioning counterpart did. working tattoo plan as of now: a wilson bentley snowflake.

18 comments:

  1. gracie10:58 AM

    EEEE!!! so excited for you!!! iceland has been on my list forever. can't wait to hear/see about it! as for the tattoo....... looks a little ........."metaphysical bookstore patron" to me.

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  2. kidchamp11:02 AM

    it really does, which is a problem; i decided years ago on the tattoo as well. i could be persuaded to switch to something else, though what on earth would that be? NO HAKARL TATTOOS.

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  3. gracie11:16 AM

    how about a puffin?

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  4. kidchamp11:36 AM

    i think that if i were to do the animal tattoo thing, i'd probably just get a cat. or a big insect. or the kraken.

    note that i was thinking of locating this iceland tattoo on my back above the 4" cross which is already there. perhaps the puffin is the way to go, then.

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  5. naurniepage@gmail.com11:39 AM

    amazing! you are going to have such a glorious time amongst the black rocks.

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  6. rachel (heart of light)11:46 AM

    Yay!

    Shouldn't there be several black licorice related things on this list? I'm suddenly blanking on which camp you fall into on the black licorice issue. Please tell me you are enthusiastically pro.

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  7. kidchamp12:03 PM

    of course i'm enthusiastically pro, rachel! kulur is chocolate (and sometimes chocolate and caramel) covered black licorice. will pack extra suitcases. 

    on the tattoo front, i'm thinking perhaps a william bentley snowflake would fit the bill. thoughts?  

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  8. Amid Privilege12:08 PM

    I think a comparative study of the role of Iceland in contemporary imagination is in order.

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  9. kraken!

    (sorry. i just like saying that. not a vote.)

    lauren this is so cool. congratulations.... YAY!

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  10. (DAMN i wish i had some candy)

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  11. kidchamp2:22 PM

    independent people: from bolluvondur to bjork by way of a bunch of black metal (and black licorice)

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  12. holli.2:39 PM

    CONGRATS!!!!!!!!! northern lights! ink! mud! puffin! blue LAGOOOON!

    so frigging exciting

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  13. Celia5:49 PM

    this is the most awesome news! and here i thought our trip to hawaii next year was going to be eventful... you know, because of all of the mai tais i'll FINALLY be able to consume.

    you are my favorite world traveler! 

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  14. Amanda7:01 AM

    This list lacks fairies, Lauren.

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  15. kidchamp10:35 AM

    i was hoping they'd come on board if i organized the elves, but you're right. this is why i need planning to be a collaboration, you see. 

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  16. uncle paul2:56 PM

    Cast the runes against your own soul
    Roll up for the underpants show
    And be humbled in Iceland

    And the spawn of the volcano
    Is thick and impatient
    Like the people around it
    See a green goblin redhead, redhead
    Make a grab for the book of prayers
    Do anything for a bit of attention
    Get humbled in Iceland

    What the goddamn fuck is it?
    That played the pipes of aluminum
    A Memorex for the Krakens
    That induces this rough text
    And casts the runes against the self-soul
    And humbles in Iceland 

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG6JihCFS2g

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  17. kidchamp4:47 PM

    god, i love 'a memorex for the krakens.'

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