07.11.11

princess sparklepants

RULE 4
ILLEGAL FIREWORKS
Across State Lines
1. Sparklers shall be held as close to the face as possible.
2. Photographs of said sparklers shall be posted on Mondays for Maximum Psychological Benefit.
3. Photographers shall sing off-key for fifty minutes when returning home via public transportation.

7 comments:

  1. Amid Privilege9:55 AM

    Surely sparklers are still legal. No? No? Oh childhood.

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  2. kidchamp10:46 AM

    nope.

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  3. esb4:04 PM

    so all those wedding sparkler ppl are BREAKING THE LAW?

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  4. esb4:04 PM

    in other news, "absolutely top-hole" makes me smile every time.

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  5. esb4:05 PM

    and you're right, that essay is TOP FUCKING HOLE.

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  6. Amanda5:23 AM

    I enjoy being among those who have heard the photographer sing.

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  7. kidchamp7:33 AM

    in DE, MA, NJ, NY, and AZ, yeah. 

    i'd have been all over wedding sparklers if i'd gotten married somewhere stateside. god knows what the folks in oxford would've done if i'd tried for them in england.

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