04.16.12

archetypes reveal themselves when women collaborate on bachelorette gatherings: there are contact-gatherers and listmakers, surreptitious-dildo-crown-buyers and sentimentalists, spa-going ladyscapers and barhopping princesses. me, i'm the scheherazade of simple carbs, and i bake 'til i can't bake no more.


meringue mushrooms

once upon a time for lesley's party in brooklyn this saturday, i made meringue mushrooms with cocoa powder and semisweet chocolate;


dark and stormy cupcakes    slutty yuppie cookies

dark and stormy cupcakes with crystallized ginger (tm yrs trooly), and cookies with smashed-up smoked chocolate, toffee, vanilla, and cocoa nibs;


dark caramels with maldon sea salt

and caramels with soy sauce and maldon sea salt. the end.

8 comments:

  1. rachel (heart of light)11:28 AM

    You know how to bring it. 

    Love the cigar boxes.

    And - CARAMELS WITH SOY SAUCE?! This tempts me to abandon the office and go home and burn some sugar immediately.

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  2. kidchamp2:21 PM

    i learned from the best, man; that's your cookie recipe i keep adapting! i think this cigar box/japanese newspaper presentation is going to be a standard going forward; it gives the baked goods a fantastic, mysterious aromatic backdrop.

    yep, soy sauce; i'm still touch and go with the texture on those caramels (i think i don't keep them at a high temp for long enough, but i'm always a little afraid i'll make them too firm; is the answer that caramel can't be too firm?), but the flavor, yeow. spooky and secretive and darkly great. burn that sugar!

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  3. babyjo6:23 PM

    excellent spread!

    but i can't believe i rolled over and let you guys take the best boxes.

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  4. kidchamp7:13 PM

    clearly we need to go back to that togo's next to the cigar store. 

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  5. Rob S. Parham9:54 AM

    Yummzeezs.

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  6. rachel (heart of light)12:16 PM

    I do love those cookies, but I clearly need to take a cue from you and start playing with them. This particular variation sounds killer. 

    I would like to tell you that caramel can't be too firm, but it can. And I'd personally prefer slightly soft to tooth-cracking. So you're erring on the correct side. I also happen to believe that caramels (and fudge) are sensitive to humidity levels, so I use that as my excuse whenever they fail to turn out exactly as expected. Luckily, they are edible no matter what. 

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  7. _M_D_F_9:19 PM

    Will you save me a cookie please?!

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  8. kidchamp5:55 AM

    where's your crown?

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