conversations with doctor omnibus* {better living through chemistry edition}
doc: anything new?
LMO: well, i got laid off!
doc: that's a good thing.
LMO: i mean, i think so.
[...]
doc: why wouldn't i be comfortable with xanax?
LMO: i have friends whose doctors are uncomfortable with prescribing it.
doc: are you comfortable with vulgarity?
LMO: sure.
doc: fuck 'em.
*he might be eighty now.
4 comments:
I rather like your doctor.
I use Xanax but only for flying. It's a party in the sky, that's for sure;).
he's convinced the government hates xanax because they haven't figured out how to tax it like alcohol. i don't use xanax for much of anything, all told, but i like to know where we stand on these things.
Xanax is great except it makes me fall asleep immediately. Like, within 5 minutes of swallowing it, no matter where I am. Apparently this isn't standard, so my doctor's theory is that I'm sleep deprived and just waiting for something to force me to stop thinking so much.
I thought that American doctors would prescribe you anything that you pay for? I figured that was the trade off for privatised healthcare.
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